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Soy Mom Candle - 10 oz
$20.00 $12.99
or 4 interest-free payments of $3.25 with

Soy Mom Candle - 10 oz
$20.00 $12.99
or 4 interest-free payments of $3.25 with





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Soy Mom Candle - 10 oz! These are made in the USA and are an ode to moms everywhere!! About a 50 hour burn time! A is Cookie Crumbs (An entire package of store-bought cookies, crushed into a fine dust, and sprinkled throughout the house) B is Dry Shampoo ( A lovely floral scent, with a hint of aerosol and flakiness) C is Family Picture Day (A blend of tears, fake smiles, matching outfits and a flask of cabernet wine) D is Go Ask Your Father (The elusive scent of cologne and responsibility) E is Hiding in the Closet (The scent of a margarita being sipped in a dark, quiet place) F is Laundry Mountain (The smell of freshly washed clothes that were never worn to begin with) G is Memories of a Shower (Dreams of a long, hot, steamy shower with expensive shampoo and luxury soap, while settling for another day of baby wipes and dry shampoo) H is Mommommom Mimosa (Orange juice, champagne, and an aspirin) I is Reheated Coffee (Dark roast coffee, with a hint of breast milk, heated for the fourth time today) J is Shameless Bribes (A lovely blend of chocolate, mom guilt, and manipulation) K is Suspicious Silence (Mystery Scent. Because you never know what you'll find when the kids are quiet) L is Touched Out (A relaxing lavender and lime, without any boundaries or personal space) M is Stolen Treats (A blend of chocolate and peanut butter cups, stolen from its special hiding place in the frozen veggies bag)